Tuesday, December 30, 2025

TheNorm's Most Anticipated Movies of 2026

 


    Hello, my beautiful readers. I hope you all have fun and safe plans for New Year's. I know I won't, but I'll enjoy getting the time to finally sleep in for a while. 

    After releasing my Worst Films of 2025 list, I realized I wanted to end the year on a more upbeat note. Then I realized something: I don't think I've ever listed things I was most looking forward to in the New Year. So, that is precisely what I'll do now.

This is TheNorm's Most Anticipated Movies ot 2026

#5
The Legend of Aang

    I mentioned once or twice on the blog that I am a HUGE fan of Avatar: The Last Airbender. In fact, I remember dedicating an entire entry to what makes it so special. While the spin-off sequel series, The Legend of Korra, is also great in its own right, and the less said about the live-action Netflix series, the better, I have been anticipating this new project from the creators for a long time. 

    Apparently, it was initially slated for release this year but was delayed for reasons I don't recall. But, if the Cinema Gods have anything to say about it, we may be fortunate enough to finally have a new film about our beloved band of misfits in the New Year. Let's just hope the Sokka still has his signature sense of humor 😊.

#4
The Odyssey 

    Christopher Nolan remains a fascinating figure in the world of modern Cinema. While his approach to filmmaking and storytelling is undeniably incredible, there are times when it rubs me the wrong way. Still, Nolan is one of the few figures in the Hollywood system who has the clout and talent to deliver what many of us Cinema enthusiasts prefer (practical effects, real exotic locations, etc.), and this looks as if it's going to deliver the goods once again. 

    Rumor has it that they built a full-scale Cyclops for the film! 🤩

#3
Masters of the Universe

    I have come to fear most modern adaptations of my childhood entertainment, as many of them either try too hard to come off as more "mature" to appeal to "modern audiences," *cough* Michael Bay's Transformers *cough*, or they wind up made by people who don't understand or appreciate the silliness of it all. While it is true that many of the movies and cartoon shows people of my generation grew up watching were primarily intended to sell us toys, there was still something emotionally resonating with the stories and characters presented that spoke to us in some way. 

    Now that we're getting a brand new film adaptation of one of my favorite childhood cartoon shows, made by some of the most prominent and talented creative minds from LAIKA Studios (Travis Knight and Chris Butler, late of Paranorman and Bumblebee), and featuring costumes and production design ripped straight out of the original cartoon rather than being reimagined, how can I not be excited? 

    There's still not enough known about the movie to be entirely excited, but there is enough to have me curious and hopeful. May the power of Greyskull be with this one! 

#2 
Supergirl

    The introduction to this iteration of Supergirl, as revealed at the end of Superman, left me curious and worried at the same time. Typically, I'm not a fan of converting some characters into irresponsible jerks in some way, because, at least most of the time, the storytellers forget to instill some level of humanity and tangibility to the character, resulting in an unlikable jackass who drags the plot along, leaving audiences frustrated at a lack of reason to care. 

    However, with all the DC Movies scripts moving forward requiring the approval of James Gunn himself, and this upcoming movie under the direction of Craig Gillespie, late of the Fright Night remake and Lars and the Real Girl, I am confident this will likely become an exception that proves the rule. I trust the storytellers involved to deliver something with heart and the right amount of mischief for a fun, emotionally resonant experience. Plus, let's face it, Supergirl has needed a brand new movie since 1984! 

#1 
Disclosure Day 

    Steven Spielberg and Aliens; need I say more? 

    The Hollywood legend has had a long and proud history of making movies about UFOs, Alien life, and first-contact concepts, with E.T. being the arguable landmark of his relationship with the genre. The use of animals in this upcoming movie has me especially excited. I enjoy movies that make use of animal symbolism and presence in some way. I wrote two whole books about a girl and her Fox friend (shameless plug) and am currently writing the third. 

    There is no doubt in my mind that this is likely to be an experience that we may have seen before, but with a fresh perspective that hasn't been explored yet. I am counting the days! 

    There you have it. Please let me know in the comments below which movies you're most excited for. I wish you all a safe New Year's celebration, and I'll see you all in 2026. 

Ladies & gentlemen, I am TheNorm; thank you all for reading. 



Sunday, December 28, 2025

TheNorm's Worst Movies of 2025

 


    As promised, it's now time to take a look at some of the movies this year that left us empty, frustrated, and contemplate how badly we wasted our time. Let's not dwell on them any longer than necessary, shall we? 

#5
Safe House (2025)

    There are too many movies in existence that share the title of Safe House, and only one of them is actually any good; this ain't it! Everything about this film is depressingly lackluster, inexcusably lazy, and indifferent to its own incompetence. You know, like modern government! 

    The characters are one-dimensional, the direction is flat, the action scenes are repetitive, and the films' attempt to keep their own pulse going with little explosions every ten minutes is torture in itself! This is the equivalent of prompting an A.I. bot to make a movie that combines elements from Die Hard and Tom Clancy's work, but without anything that made those works memorable and appealing, like textured characters and sharp writing. 

    As I said in my review, this movie is nothing more than noise filler for when you're folding your laundry. Skip it entirely and put on anything else. 

#4 
Fountain of Youth 

    I like treasure hunt movies, I like John Krasinski and Natalie Portman, and I am always excited about new stories in this seemingly underutilized genre. Still, I absolutely loathe Guy Richie's Fountain of Youth. Never have I experienced a treasure-hunt movie that felt as dull, empty, and devoid of charisma as this two-hour waste of time. No one is likable, there are no emotionally resonating stakes, and the action scenes and story all suffer because of it! 

    Avoid this slog of a film and go watch any of the Indiana Jones movies or play one of the Uncharted games. They have charming charisma and characters you actually care about. 

#3
The Last Rodeo

    When it comes to concepts of faith and religion, I return to the words of George Carlin:

    "Religion is like a lift in your shoe: if you need it, okay, just don't make me wear your shoes if I don't want them." 

    My issue with many "faith-based" movies is not so much what they decide to preach (although I do have issues with a lot of it, but that's a discussion for another time); it's their lack of understanding of basic filmmaking and storytelling that bothers me the most. The vast majority of films in this sub-genre are under the impression that if they mention their chosen deity enough times, throw in a few scenes with a sacred text, and have someone accept a religious icon of some sort, then that's enough to make a compelling film; it is not, and most critically thinking audiences are left feeling robbed of their time. 

    The Last Rodeo is no exception to this problem. It does the barest of minimal effort to pass as a film with what it thinks is a compelling story, so it can push a preachy concept mistaken for a satisfying character arc. Combined with amateur adolescent writing and unintentionally funny soap opera-style acting, you've got a recipe for disaster. 

    Angel Studios, don't quit your day job! 

#2
Captain America: Brave New World

    Sadly, Marvel Studios has been in a downward spiral post Avengers: Endgame, and nowhere is that more apparent than with this monstrosity of fan-service cameos, future movie build-ups, and insulting failures to recreate the magic of its predecessor, Captain America: The Winter Soldier. While I have enjoyed the Marvel roller coaster for a long time and still love many of the movies it has produced, this latest offering has officially solidified the feeling that the ride is finally over; any attempt to recreate the experience again will only feel like lazy nostalgia bait, which is precisely what Marvel appears to have resorted to as evedinced by their latest trailer for the upcoming Avengers: Doomsday

    The entire movie feels like it's on fast-forward, the villain's plans make no sense, the script spends more time building up plot elements and potential characters for future movies, and Anthony Mackie's talents are utterly wasted with no real development for his character or the weight of him becoming the new Captain America, which, again, has been unneccecarilly rendered mute by Avengers: Doomsday

    This may not be the first Marvel movie to make me feel as though my time was unnecessarily wasted, but it is the one that has proclaimed it the loudest. Captain America: Brave New World is a colossal disappointment and an unfortunate sign of Marvel Studios' future. Not even the once-reliable Russo Brothers can save this upcoming trainwreck, especially if their offering outside of Marvel Studios is any indication. 

    Speaking of...

#1
The Electric State

    While Netflix may be where most of my favorite movies appeared this year, it is also the place that houses the absolute worst movie I have ever forced myself to sit through in 2025. The only word that best describes this dying star of a movie is insulting: it's insulting to our intelligence, insulting to the source material, and insulting to the very essence of Cinema! 

    Nothing in the film is compelling or emotionally resonant, yet it deludes itself into believing it is. Everyone is horribly miscast, especially Millie Bobby Brown, who does not yet possess the necessary range to take on a leading role, and, once again, Chris Pratt demonstrates his one-note persona that only works for his portrayal of Star Lord. Everything the film presents has been done before (and better), no longer compelling, or is the manifestation of what corporate suits mistakenly take for deeply philosophical. 

    If this movie were a person, it would be that one guy in your office who constantly tries to suck up to the boss, sacrificing his own identity in favor of what he thinks will carry favor and make the apathetic overlord of the company happy. If you want to see what it looks like to set three hundred million dollars on fire, look no further than Netflix's The Electric State! 

    And that concludes our wrap-up for 2025. Here's hoping that 2026 offers something truly special and worthy of our time. 

Ladies and gentlemen, I am TheNorm; thank you all for reading. 

Happy New Year! 

TheNorm's Top 5 Movies of 2025

 


    Season's Greetings, my beautiful readers! I hope you all had a wonderful time with family and friends, and that your neighbor didn't realize you were regifting them the same blender they gave you two years ago. Oops, was that my out loud voice? 

    Anyway, as the year comes to a close, it's now time to take a look back at some of the offerings from the world of Cinema, to remember the ones that made us laugh, smile, and cry for joy. We will also be looking at the movies that made us angry, frustrated, and bored, but that's for a later entry. 

    This is TheNorm's Top 5 Movies of 2025

First, here's an honorable mention. 

Hit-Man

    *This film was originally in my #5 spot, but it was brought to my attention that it was actually released in 2023. I first saw this film in 2025 and didn't look up its release year. Still, this is a great movie that deserves your attention, so I'm going to keep it on the list.*

    I've said it before, and I'll say it again: a movie is only as good as the script, and this underrated gem on Netflix has one of the most well-developed and intelligent scripts I have seen in any movie released this decade (so far). It features interesting characters brought to life by engaging performances, witty, charming dialogue, and a story that tackles complex moral concepts in a clever, entertaining way. In short, it is a film with heart and brains to match! 

    If this ever gets a release on physical media, not only would I buy it, but I encourage you to do the same. This is a worthy title for anyone's collection. 

Okay, on with the actual list 😂

#5 
Sinners

    For some reason that escapes me, I didn't get around to writing a proper review of this film, but rest assured, it is well worthy of your time and deserving of all the accolades it has received. While some may be turned away from the film because it's a vampire movie (which is understandable), those who don't mind stories about the creatures of the night will be in for a bloody treat (pun somewhat intended). 

    Writer and director Ryan Coogler, late of Black Panther and Creed, further demonstrates his storytelling prowess and passion for Cinema. That same passion is clearly felt by everyone involved in the production, especially the cast, who all deliver some of the most surprising and delightful performances you'll ever see. And, of course, how can we not mention Michael B Jordan with his superb dual role? 

    But the highlight of the film is the cinematography. In addition to featuring one of Ryan Coogler's signature long takes (possibly the most fascinating and creative of his career so far), the movie makes the most of its IMAX presentation. Even though I wasn't fortunate enough to see it in theaters, the IMAX impact can be felt in the images, especially toward the end, where the hero delivers one of the most cathartic and satisfying final acts against the evils of racism I have ever seen. 

    Those who have issues with graphic violence in movies may want to take warning, but be assured it is all in the greater service of the story and isn't there for its own sake. If you don't mind things getting a little dirty, this is a must-watch! 

#4
The Thursday Murder Club

    You would be forgiven for assuming I was a Netflix fanboy (I assure you, I am not), but it just so happens that many of the films I enjoyed the most this year were on the platform. Regardless, The Thursday Murder Club is a true gem that is well worth the price of admission. Featuring a star-studded cast that bounces off each other with enthusiasm and joy, a script crafted with maturity and charm, and an overarching theme of it never being too late to find your people, nor too late to find a new fascination in life. It's a remarkable story about the underrated and underspoken joys of getting old. Yes, it still sucks in many ways, but that shouldn't deter any of us from still seeking out something new and exciting. Life is short; make the most of it. 

#3
Good Boy

    Despite not being an adamant horror fan, I have come to enjoy the genre in recent years, especially those that show genuine enthusiasm for what makes it truly fascinating and worthy of our attention. Good Boy, despite its scary nature, is not only a prime example of the power of horror storytelling but also an unexpected beacon of hope for independent filmmakers. 

    A horror story told exclusively from the perspective of a dog. That is almost all that needs to be said about it! The dog doesn't die; that is the one thing about the film I can happily spoil. 

    The film stars the director's dog, Indy, who was completely unaware of the filming process, showcasing the power of judiciously edited juxtapositions. The exploration of how dogs can sense things we humans cannot is an underexplored one that shines through in the story. Not to mention, the cinematography is absolutely gorgeous, once again demonstrating how to properly light dark scenes with contrast rather than relying on the sensor's dynamic range. Plus, the film does not overstay its welcome with unnecessary padding; it tells the story in the proper amount of time. 

    Even if you're not a fan of horror, this film is a must-watch for many different reasons. 

#2 
K-Pop Demon Hunters

    I cannot remember the last time I saw a movie that embraced its own "rediculiousness" with so much earnest enthusiasm, heart, and charm. Not to mention a story about empowered women that's not yet another round of overpowered-girl-boss schlock seen in every release by Disney from the last decade. As a feminist, I want to see more women in lead roles in stories, but not at the cost of their humanity, flaws and all. K-Pop Demon Hunters is a fantastic story about shame, flaws, friendship, and self-acceptance. 

    The music is catchy, the action scenes are astonishing, the characters are incredibly likable with charming personalities to boot, and their friendship feels genuine and relatable. Plus, unlike other films I could mention, K-Pop Demon Hunters is not "ashamed" or "embarased" of its concept; it wholeheartedly embraces everything it has to offer, and it's having a blast with it all; and because the film is having so much fun, we, the audience, are also having fun! 

    It's the simplest thing that too many other storytellers overlook entirely: there are NO bad ideas for stories; only bad executions of ideas. 

    If you haven't seen this movie yet, you need to rectify that ASAP. 

#1
Superman (2025)

    I have never been more excited, more enthusiastic, or more proud to be a Superman fan! This is the movie I have been waiting for for as long as I can remember. While the Christopher Reeve classic from 1978 will always hold a special place in my heart, and the animated film Superman Vs. The Elite remains my personal favorite; this brand-new film from James Gunn has earned its place on my list of best Superman stories ever told. 

    In an age when too many people seem to forget or ignore what makes Superman a relatable and human character, it is refreshing and, dare I say, life-affirming to finally have a brand-new film that not only recognizes what makes Superman such a compelling character, but also inspires the very same level of hope and kindness with its story. James Gunn's Superman is exactly what we needed in the modern age, not just for superhero fans, comic book readers, etc., but people as a whole!

    James Gunn has done what many of us thought impossible: he saved Superman! And for that, I tip my hat. 

    Thank you, Mr. Gunn. I look forward to seeing what else you have in store for us all.  

    And that concludes the best films of the year. Tune in soon for the next part of the list, where I discuss some of the worst stinkers offered up this year. You're gonna need to wash your hands afterwards, believe me. 

Ladies & gentlemen, I am TheNorm; thank you all for reading. 

Wednesday, December 17, 2025

The Future of Cinema - What Netflix Buying Warner Bros. Means Going Forward

 


    This photograph was taken during the production of a short film I made while attending some classes at De Anza College in 2014. The short film was titled Scratch: a horror film inspired by the video game The Last of Us, in which a group of people try to evade a dangerous, sound-sensitive monster. It was one of the first short films I made that I was proud of, and it solidified my desire to become an artist. It is also one of the earliest examples of what would become my personal preferences in cinematography (using available and/or natural lighting, creating the color style in-camera rather than in post-production, using taller aspect ratios, etc.) 

    If you would like to see the short film, you can find a link to it on YouTube at the end of this blog entry. 

    I bring this up for a few reasons: one, to elaborate my commitment to the arts; two, to exemplify how originality comes from choices in presentation more than anything else; and three, to emphasize what I have come to recognize as Cinema, which is, in my experience, not what some of the greater powerhouses like Quentin Tarentino or Christopher Nolan (admirable and talented though they are) insist that it is. That sounds pretentious and arrogant. Still, I promise I don't intend to sound that way, nor do I mean to diminish the works or validation of other artists, be they professional or aspiring. 

    By now, you are aware that Netflix, the streaming giant, has won the bidding war to purchase one of the oldest movie studios in Hollywood, Warner Bros. There are many things to consider with this massive corporate purchase, and we will get to them in good time. But first, I want to address one of the more fundamental things that has led to this purchase. I have come to a conclusion that many of us may not want to hear, nor immediately agree with, but I hope you will understand it more clearly later on. 

    And that conclusion is this: 

    Hollywood is off balance, and will likely never rebalance itself again!

    Now, what do I mean by that? Well, consider one of my favorite symbols, the yin-yang: 

 

     This symbol from Chinese philosophy represents dualism, harmony, and balance. It is a symbol I have appreciated and incorporated into many aspects of my life, including my passion for the arts. Because one of the most essential foundations of creating impactful and everlasting works is maintaining proper balance. While this has many interpretations depending on what you choose to pursue, in the realm of narrative filmmaking, it means balancing entertainment value and artistic merit. 

    Now, in an ideal world, the Hollywood system would function something like this: make tons of money with the blockbusters by having massive amounts of entertainment value along with good narrative resonance, then take some of the revenue from the blockbusters to put toward smaller films, perhaps give a little to some unknown talents and/or brand new aspiring IP's lying around looking for their chance at a big screen adaptation. The money is evenly distributed, the movies have a broad sense of variety, and audiences & artists alike are treated to an abundance of possibilities. 

    But alas, we do not live in an ideal world; we live in a crappy world! And in this crappy world, Hollywood has shifted the balance too far to one side with too many overinflated budgets, too much reliance on name recognition and nostalgia, and the abandonment of reasonable artistic risk. 

     While many arguments can be made about exactly when Hollywood's downfall began, there is no denying that it has finally reached its apex and completed its self-destruction. Oh sure, they'll still be "around," producing products for mass audiences, and there may be occasional releases of decent quality from talented artists who have grandfathered their way into the system, but that, too, is on its way out the door. Very soon, there will be nothing coming out of the Hollywood system that wasn't approved by their corporate (mostly conservative) overlords, who are more concerned with how many additional ads they can plaster on the screen before, during, and after showing the one-hundred-billion-dollar commercial, under the delusion that it's an actual movie. 

    The critical takeaway from this is that Hollywood, as we may have once revered it, is gone. No longer is it the artistic powerhouse we once viewed it as, and there is no hope of them reviving that way of thinking anytime soon. 

    But, take heart, for while Hollywood draws its last breath and fades away, Cinema itself will never die! 

    Like all worthwhile art forms through the ages, Cinema is undergoing a metamorphosis, changing and adjusting what we typify as artistic expression in film. The movie theater experience may be dying, and will likely fade away almost entirely in the next few years, but the joy of sharing Cinematic art with loved ones will never vanish. 

    Contrary to what some folks prefer to believe, Cinema is significantly simpler to define than you might think: the manipulation of images (with or without sound) to tell a story. That's it! With that in mind, many of the arguments made by Hollywood's elite (celluloid-only, insistence on theatrical release, outdated historical precedent, etc.) are unreasonable and impractical. 

    Let's examine some of the greater implications at play here. 

The Death of Movie Theaters?

    It's an unfortunate truth we must accept: the movie theater experience, as we once knew it, is dead. There is no sugarcoating this sad and heartbreaking reality. With a few notable exceptions, the general movie theater experience has reached its breaking point and cannot realistically survive in the modern age. While I genuinely wish the opposite were true (and would not object to being proven wrong in the future), we cannot ignore this eventuality anymore. 

    Now, this is not to say that going to the movies isn't still fun in some ways, nor is it to say that movie theaters of all kinds are going to disappear entirely. Still, with the rise of streaming platforms and digital rentals, and with theater release windows continuing to shrink, we are heading toward a reality in which movie theaters (and, by extension, theatrical releases) will become so small that they will hardly be a blip on people's radar, with a few notable exceptions, of course. 

    Even so, this does not mean the death of Cinema! 

    Cinema will simply move on to whatever new platform the times allow. Theatrical-style experiences may shift toward smaller community events, such as park and neighborhood screenings (which are already a remarkable trend today and will likely see a greater surge in popularity and demand in the future). Even better, many of these screenings will offer greater opportunities for smaller production groups, independent, and amateur filmmakers. These are the kinds of theatrical-style events that can offer a greater sense of community within the world of Cinema enthusiasm. As long as people want that experience, those who care most about it will provide it. Let us be sure to support them as much as possible when the time comes. 

The End of Physical Media?

    Another concern this potential sale has sparked is the future of physical media (DVDs, Blu-rays, 4K UHD, etc.) Most streaming services refuse to release their in-house products on any kind of physical media, and the ones that have made it there only did so at the behest of their commissioned creators (the only reason Netflix's House on Haunted Hill got a Blu-ray release was that the series director, Mike Flannigan, demanded it). 

    While this sounds like something some people in the entertainment industry might be interested in, I don't know enough about the ins and outs of physical media manufacturing to have an opinion on this possibility, other than I seriously hope they don't actually try to kill physical media. However, I do know enough about business to remind you, my beautiful readers, that the best way to protest and demand change is with our wallets. Our money speaks louder to companies than it should, and if we want them to deliver something specific, we have to show them it's what we're spending our money on. 

    The best way to tell companies we want physical media to stay is to buy it as often as possible (within reason). If you really want to get the message across, consider canceling whatever streaming service you have, at least temporarily, and put that money toward physical media. 

    Collectively taking money away from one area and aiming it at another is a serious way to demand change from any given company. We know this because shortly after Disney fired Jimmy Kimmel (at the demand of Trump and his FCC lackey), we all protested by canceling our Disney+ and Hulu subscriptions (mine remains canceled in case you were wondering), and the financial blow was hard enough to "encourage" Disney to not only reinstate Jimmy Kimmel, but also, later on, renew his contract for a few years. 

    Companies only listen to money! They don't read your social media comments, they don't listen to your protest chants, and they don't consider your petitions; they only speak in cash! So, the next time you see a company doing something that threatens a vital aspect of the arts or does anything that lessens the human experience, protest with your wallet. Also, FYI, this applies to many things beyond physical media. 

The Death of Cinema itself?

    As I have already stated, Cinema will never die! Because Cinema is, and always shall be, its own entity. So long as it remains the art of manipulating images (with or without sound) to tell a story, Cinema will be around in many shapes and forms. 

    The Hollywood system has been devolving into a conglomerate of corporate suits who don't want to make movies; they want to make giant, expensive commercials for products, services, and business ideas that, at the very least, "look" like movies. Essentially, Hollywood is no longer about Cinema; they're cosplaying as Cinema. Every once in a while, a work of genuine Cinema will burst its way through the cracks (Steven Spielberg's upcoming UFO drama Disclosure Day, for example). Still, they will gradually become fewer and farther between, only to eventually fade away entirely. 

Conclusion

    While it is unfortunate how Hollywood, a place that was initially founded as the bedrock of artistic freedom and expression, has devolved into the corporate mass it is today, we find ourselves at the beginning of a new revolution, one that we all can participate in and contribute to in many ways. We all can make works of Cinema in whatever capacity we choose. And as the sun rises on this new dawn, let us rejoice, for we have the freedom, the fortitude, and the ability to create meaningful and everlasting works of Cinema. 

    We are the real storytellers; hear us ROAR! 

Ladies & gentlemen, I am TheNorm; thank you all for reading. 

Thursday, December 4, 2025

The Roses - Stop and Smell The Delicious Chaos

 


Streaming on Hulu 
Rent on Apple TV and Amazon

    In 1981, American author and playwright Warren Adler published a novel titled The War of the Roses: a dark comedy about an unhappy married couple who find themselves in a massive tangle, trying to drive each other insane to win their house in a rather nasty divorce settlement. In 1989, the novel was adapted for the silver screen, starring Michael Douglas, Kathleen Turner, and Danny DeVito (also the director). While that particular film featured Danny DeVito's iconic, entertaining touch of mischievous mayhem, the lack of any redeeming qualities in the main characters (though understandable) made it less than enjoyable, at least for me. While I cannot speak to the accuracy of the source material (or lack thereof), I can speak to the film on its own merits, and can happily say that, while I am glad I saw it, I can live a long and fulfilled life never needing to see it again. 

    The brand-new adaptation of the same story, released this year, starring two of Britain's best talents and directed by Jay Roach (late of Meet the Parents and Trumbo), is a film I can happily watch over and over again for the rest of my life. This film not only surpasses the original adaptation (at least for me), but it is also a bundle of endless entertainment, with wit, charm, and just enough crassness to make you wonder how far they might go. Topped off with characters who actually have some redeeming qualities that make you want to see them overcome their own obstacles. Love never hurt so much!

    The story follows a married couple, Theo (Benedict Cumberbatch), an aspiring architect, and Ivy (Olivia Colman), a professional chef. While they enjoy a happy marriage with two kids, their worlds turn upside down when, on one stormy night, Theo's dreams of becoming a success are savagely dashed, while Ivy's dreams and aspirations are thriving. As they navigate their new situations, they slowly begin to resent each other, only to find themselves getting closer at the same time. As their lives take unexpected turns and their feelings for each other go through some massive growing pains, you can't help but hope for the best for them both. Even when you think you probably shouldn't, which only makes the whole situation funnier than you might have expected. 

    According to IMDB (Internet Movie Database), this iteration of the story is a "reimagining," meaning it takes the general idea presented in the source material and deliberately changes some things and adjusts specific elements to tell the story differently. Some films have done this to horrendous effect, e.g., Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes and Zach Snyder's Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice. In contrast, others have used the method to extraordinary and memorable effect, such as Ridley Scott's Blade Runner and Stanley Kubrick's The Shining

    The Roses presents a relationship that feels tangible, believable, and enjoyably silly. These are two people who have a genuine connection and a mutual understanding of each other's strangeness, making them a better fit for each other than anyone might have thought possible. This makes their eventual struggle against each other feel more like the antagonistic conflict it should be. Again, while the filmmakers have made it clear that The Roses isn't a straight-up remake of the previous adaptation, my comparisons are to the previous film, not to the original novel directly. 

    This relatable relationship is brought to life exceptionally well by the talented cast and their remarkable chemistry. Benedict Cumberbatch and Olivia Colman are like constant fireworks together; every moment they're on screen (either together or separate) oozes amazing energy that you cannot stop watching, nor do you want to. 

    Their chemistry is also helped exponentially by the script, which is beautifully structured and loaded with clever dialogue that just sings in this film! 

    The Roses is a delightful take on a classic idea that delivers much more than one might expect. It's funny, dramatic, unexpected, a little weird, and entirely delightful. My only regret is that I did not see this when it was playing in theaters. 

    Absolutely give this one a watch! 

Ladies & gentlemen, I am TheNorm; thank you all for reading. 

Sunday, November 30, 2025

Retro Review - Safe House (1998)

 


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    Not too long ago, I reviewed (and ridiculed) a terrible excuse of an action film titled Safe House, released this year. It was a horrendous, dull, and downright insulting waste of time that should not grace anyone's television screens, except for white noise while folding laundry or for ironic, drunkenly induced, silly viewings for a good laugh at "so-bad-it's-funny" viewings. At the end of that review, I mentioned and recommended that you watch the other film, also titled Safe House (1998), starring Sir Patrick Stewart. Not only is it a superior film when compared to the lame duck offering from this year, but it is also a vastly superior use of the concept (paranoid actions within a heavily confined and fortified location), revolving around themes of national security, uncertainty, and the critical need to constantly reevaluate "American" values. 

    It has been one of my favorite films of this particular sub-genre, and it remains the golden example of its kind. And, if you have a little while, I will gladly explain why. 

    Originally airing on the premium cable channel Showtime in January 1999 (first airing in the UK in 1998), the story follows an old, retired man named Mace (Patrick Stewart) living out his golden years in his private home at a seemingly undisclosed location. He spends his days keeping his mind sharp with reading, making video logs of his day, and regular drills to test his marksmanship and tactical response. Oh, I forgot to mention, Mace may or may not be a retired deep-cover agent for the D.I.A (Defence Intelligence Agency), and may have been part of an elite team that specialized in dark assignments like assassinations and regime changes. Mace's past exploits have led him to adopt a strict, rigorous pattern to ensure his own safety and security, that is, assuming his claims are genuine. 

    You see, the problem is that Mace's daughter doesn't quite believe his claims of a post-secret-agent life, and is convinced that he must be suffering from some kind of age-induced illness, likely Alzheimer's, and is doing her best to provide her father with what he really needs to function in his own home. This takes the form of a housekeeper/personal assistant named Andi (Kimberly Williams-Paisley), who provides a healthier and clearer path for Mace, at least that's what she means to do. 

    However, as Mace begins to question his own mental stability, his past is seriously called into question, and his future may depend on distinguishing what is real from what may be self-soothing fiction. 

    Make no mistake: Safe House (1998) may be a made-for-TV movie, but it is arguably the most highly elevated version of the concept! The film is loaded with narrative depth, profound character development, good humor, and striking performances, the likes of which would be deemed too incredible for television, and not just from Patrick Stewart! Unlike most other films that share its title and general plot, this criminally underappreciated gem outperforms all of its contemporaries in every way! 

    For starters, the performances. 

    While it goes without saying that Patrick Stewart elevates any project he's involved in by sheer presence, the rest of the cast delivers remarkable chemistry and memorable performances in their own right. Kimberly Williams-Paisley holds her own with a performance that is so delightful and on point that you can't help but find yourself drawn to her. She also has fantastic chemistry with Sir Patrick Stewart. I couldn't find any evidence to back this up, but I strongly suspect they all had a great time making this movie together.

    Next, the writing. 

    Written by Sean McLain, John Schalter, and Eric Steven Stahl (also the director), the script is a well-polished work of wit, character development, and narrative intrigue. The jokes land as well as they should; the dramatic moments are treated with the poise and weight they deserve; and the ending (without spoilers) is appropriately bittersweet. The script succeeds in taking the most advantage of working within a confined space, offering a surprising sense of variety that feels realistic. 

    Final conclusion. 

    If I haven't made it abundantly clear yet, Safe House (1998) is an absolute gem! It's a criminally underrated film that deserves to be seen and remembered by as many people as possible. While it is available for digital rental and purchase on Amazon, please pick up a physical copy of the film. Last I checked, it is not yet on any HD format, but it is on DVD. With luck, a distributor like Arrow Video will pick up this film for a brand-new HD release. In fact, I may write to them about that myself. 

    Get this movie in front of your eyeballs post-haste! 

Ladies & gentlemen, I am TheNorm; thank you all for reading. 

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