TheNorm's Movie Talk
TheNorm gives his personal thoughts on movies and making movies.
Monday, September 1, 2025
The Thursday Murder Club - Enjoy with a Good Cup of Tea
Thursday, August 28, 2025
Exterritorial - No Entry Ever
Friday, August 22, 2025
Eddington - A Movie with its Head Too Far up its Own @$$
Today's subject, Eddington, is a poor attempt at a modern Western and an even poorer attempt at a commentary on American culture, specifically on what it has devolved into post-COVID lockdown. While the performances and the gorgeous cinematography are admirable at best, they are in service to a script that lacks commitment to any kind of coherent theme, genre, or story in favor of what I can only assume to be an attempt at recreating the sense of chaos and civil unrest felt by all the world during the heartbreaking year that was 2020. And even then, it still fails with little to no redeeming factors.
What passes as a "main plot" revolves around a civil rivalry between the Mayor (Pedro Pascal) and the Sheriff (Joaquin Phoenix) of a small town in New Mexico during the first few weeks of the COVID-19 lockdown in 2020. The Sheriff is resistant to the new and sudden rules of the lockdown and is not ashamed to be open about it, even though he fails to be open about his insecurities. In a desperate move to take control (in every possible way), the Sheriff announces he's running for Mayor, launching a campaign of anti-masking mentality, proclaiming it harmful to the heart of the community.
What follows is a haphazard collection of greatest hits from the initial horrors of the lockdown, a series of plot twists and turns with no discernible direction, and an attempt to provide surface-level commentary on the downfall of American culture that ultimately comes across as whining. All of which feels as though suffering a severe case of "First-Draft-Syndrome," the likes of which is typically found in most of M. Night Shyamalan's filmography.
This film is so unfocused and distracted by its objectives that it completely fails to accomplish any of its apparent goals. Even when it all gets lost in the shuffle, one can still see the germs of ideas floating around the story (toxic masculinity, dangerous online cults, unresolved insecurities, etc.), begging for proper development and a better outlet. In that respect, I am reminded of Disney's Frozen: another film with great ideas for a story that the film itself has no clue what to do with!
Eddington is an insulting waste of your time. It throws too many things at the audience and expects you to pick up the pieces without proper provocation to do so. While I am generally in favor of stories that require greater audience engagement beyond mere admiration, this story lacks the nuance necessary to justify its demands. If you want to watch a compelling drama set during the initial COVID lockdown, consider watching the dramatic comedy Locked Down. At least that film has Anne Hathaway giving one of the best delivered monologues in modern cinema history.
Skip this one entirely!
Ladies & gentlemen, I am TheNorm; thank you all for reading.
Monday, August 18, 2025
Operation Mincemeat - A Good Story with a Needlessly Elongated First Act
Sunday, August 17, 2025
Double Feature Review
Thursday, August 14, 2025
Retro Review - Phone Booth (2002)
Let me be clear: I am in no way implying or suggesting that taking a sniper rifle, holding a person hostage in a phone booth, and forcing them to make amends for their transgressions under pain of death, or any other action similar to that, is, in any way, a good thing. No, what I am saying is while The Caller's actions are, let's say, less-than-noble, his reasons for doing any of them technically are. He is taking it upon himself to force people of selfish persuasions to reevaluate themselves and offers them a chance at redemption. The Caller doesn't necessarily want to kill his victims; he wants them to remember what it means to be alive.
Friday, July 18, 2025
An Unexpected Twist - My Take on the Little Change in James Gunn's Superman (SPOILERS)
The impression I get from this change is that it is James Gunn's response to the "What if Superman was evil?" concept, which, as I have stated before, is my least favorite criticism/exploration of Superman as a character. By making his Kryptonian parents villains in their own misguided way (allegedly), it reinforces a more relevant and prominent aspect of Superman's character: his choices! Superman doesn't use his powers for good because someone told him to; he does it because he chooses to. He sees the good that resides in all people and wants to inspire it to come out into the world, to be seen by the light of the sun.
The Thursday Murder Club - Enjoy with a Good Cup of Tea
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