Monday, September 1, 2025

The Thursday Murder Club - Enjoy with a Good Cup of Tea

 


Streaming on Netflix

    One of the many goals I set for myself this year is to enjoy more films produced overseas, specifically from the UK. I'm not sure why I find myself drawn to works from that beautiful country (perhaps it's the cultural differences that allow for greater freedom of expression). Still, I have often found myself aligned with the wavelength of humor, drama, and general creative direction that permeates most of the UK's film and television content. Case in point: Monty Python is still, and will forever be, superbly funny! It may be that acceptance of a healthy dose of silliness in most things that attracts me to their content. 

    Indeed, that same bit of silliness is what caused me to thoroughly enjoy their latest offering, The Thursday Murder Club. A witty, entertaining, and mindful, dramatically comedic mystery with an all-star cast of well-established gentlemen and ladies. Despite a few minor issues, I found this to be a delightful watch! 

    Based on the book by Richard Osman, the story follows a group of friends who live together in an old English mansion converted into a retirement community for seniors. These friends form The Thursday Murder Club, where they examine cold cases in an effort to provide a new chance at justice. While starting up their latest cold case and welcoming a new member to the team, the group finds itself with a fresh murder. It seems the co-founder of the retirement home has been killed under mysterious circumstances. This could not have happened at a worse time, as the other co-founder wants to sell the property and convert it into a luxury hotel, forcing the present residents to leave. In an effort to save their home and seek justice for their friend, the gang joins forces with a new officer on the police force, eager to prove her mettle, as they take on the case. 

    This movie is an absolute gem! The characters are charming and likable, the mysteries are engaging, the dialogue is witty, and the cast has excellent chemistry throughout. While I might have preferred that the first few minutes handled its exposition a bit differently, the film as a whole is excellent enough to forgive its faults. Also, anytime Helen Mirren is on screen, she makes whatever she says or does feel like pure gold. 

    This is yet another compelling reason to keep your Netflix account active. Absolutely give this one a watch! 

 Ladies & gentlemen, I am TheNorm; thank you all for reading. 

Thursday, August 28, 2025

Exterritorial - No Entry Ever


Streaming on Netflix

    It's rare to find a movie that has all the pieces that should make for a compelling experience, only to be disappointed by how poorly they're assembled. Exterritorial is a film that should technically work, containing all of the necessary elements for an engaging and action-packed thrill ride, but none of the pieces mix well together. Everything is too quick, not well-developed, and cheesy beyond acceptability. Not to mention the ridiculous English dubbing that does not match the intended feel of the film, nor the intensity of the German actors. The original German audio may be better, but I doubt it would be enough to fix the rest of the film. 

    The story follows a German woman named Sara, who accepts a job in America and prepares to travel overseas with her six-year-old son, Josh. Sara is a former special forces soldier and suffers from episodes of PTSD, though she claims to be reasonably better. While waiting in the American consulate, little Josh suddenly goes missing, and Sara is determined to find him. However, the authorities within the consulate appear to be under the impression that Sara is likely having a delusional episode brought on by her PTSD, as others within the building claim to have not seen the boy. Desperate to find the truth, Sara embarks on a one-woman mission through the consulate, unaware of the greater conspiracy she may uncover. 

    While this sounds like a good setup for a riveting thriller (and it is), none of the pieces mesh well together to form a cohesive, concise, or even compelling narrative. The pacing moves too fast for any kind of character development to actually happen, the dialogue is clunky and amateur to the point where it feels as though a high school student wrote it, and all of the events within the narrative feel less like a progression of character actions and more like workers going through the motions moving down an assembly line. Not to mention all of these terribly assembled pieces are brought to life through boring, uniform, and flat cinematography. Although the film earns a few bonus points for pulling off a handful of well-executed one-take action scenes, it's not enough to compensate for the lack of texture in the images. 

    Exterritorial is a slog of a film! None of the pieces fit; the story is too predictable, and the English dub's performances leave a lot to be desired. If you're in the mood for a heart-pounding thriller about a mother searching for her missing child in a confined space, watch Flightplan with Jodi Foster. It's a significantly better execution of the same idea, with superior writing, layered performances, textured images, and a notably improved sense of narrative pacing. Not to mention one of the few films in which Sean Bean survives the entire story. 

    Tell Netflix's algorithm to give this film a double thumbs down! 

Ladies & gentlemen, I am TheNorm; thank you all for reading. 

Friday, August 22, 2025

Eddington - A Movie with its Head Too Far up its Own @$$

 


Rent on Apple TV and Amazon

    In the first film of The Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Fellowship of the Ring, Bilbo Baggins describes his overwhelming feelings about his age and the weight of his experiences as, "Like butter spread over too much bread!" This quote has also become shorthand (rightfully so) for describing something, mostly movie plots, that has significantly less narrative content than it portends to have. A promising sign of when a film has no firm understanding of what it is or what it wants to say is when it fails to utilize another important narrative tool, Chekov's Gun: a narrative device that dictates if you introduce something specific in the beginning of the story, for example a shotgun hanging over the door, you must be ready to use that element in the end of the story. Otherwise, the story will be robbed of any semblance of coherence and direction, leaving the audience feeling robbed of their time. 


    Today's subject, Eddington, is a poor attempt at a modern Western and an even poorer attempt at a commentary on American culture, specifically on what it has devolved into post-COVID lockdown. While the performances and the gorgeous cinematography are admirable at best, they are in service to a script that lacks commitment to any kind of coherent theme, genre, or story in favor of what I can only assume to be an attempt at recreating the sense of chaos and civil unrest felt by all the world during the heartbreaking year that was 2020. And even then, it still fails with little to no redeeming factors. 


    What passes as a "main plot" revolves around a civil rivalry between the Mayor (Pedro Pascal) and the Sheriff (Joaquin Phoenix) of a small town in New Mexico during the first few weeks of the COVID-19 lockdown in 2020. The Sheriff is resistant to the new and sudden rules of the lockdown and is not ashamed to be open about it, even though he fails to be open about his insecurities. In a desperate move to take control (in every possible way), the Sheriff announces he's running for Mayor, launching a campaign of anti-masking mentality, proclaiming it harmful to the heart of the community. 


    What follows is a haphazard collection of greatest hits from the initial horrors of the lockdown, a series of plot twists and turns with no discernible direction, and an attempt to provide surface-level commentary on the downfall of American culture that ultimately comes across as whining. All of which feels as though suffering a severe case of "First-Draft-Syndrome," the likes of which is typically found in most of M. Night Shyamalan's filmography. 


    This film is so unfocused and distracted by its objectives that it completely fails to accomplish any of its apparent goals. Even when it all gets lost in the shuffle, one can still see the germs of ideas floating around the story (toxic masculinity, dangerous online cults, unresolved insecurities, etc.), begging for proper development and a better outlet. In that respect, I am reminded of Disney's Frozen: another film with great ideas for a story that the film itself has no clue what to do with! 


   Eddington is an insulting waste of your time. It throws too many things at the audience and expects you to pick up the pieces without proper provocation to do so. While I am generally in favor of stories that require greater audience engagement beyond mere admiration, this story lacks the nuance necessary to justify its demands. If you want to watch a compelling drama set during the initial COVID lockdown, consider watching the dramatic comedy Locked Down. At least that film has Anne Hathaway giving one of the best delivered monologues in modern cinema history. 


    Skip this one entirely! 


Ladies & gentlemen, I am TheNorm; thank you all for reading. 

Monday, August 18, 2025

Operation Mincemeat - A Good Story with a Needlessly Elongated First Act


Streaming on Netflix

    Famed British spy-novelist Ian Fleming, a former Naval Intelligence Officer and creator of the world-famous James Bond character, makes a brief but appropriate cameo in this film. I bring this up because one of the criticisms lodged against Fleming's writings (aside from the blatant sexism, alcoholism, and xenophobia) is how he would spend multiple pages describing every single (often irrelevant) detail of things that are happening in the story, despite how little thematic weight they would carry. According to one critic of his works, in the novel Goldfinger, it took an entire page for Fleming to describe a character taking a photograph, because he had to spend so much time describing the camera being used, the roll of film being used, and the specific bulb being used for the flash. It's the kind of writing that takes "considerable effort not to fall asleep while reading."

    This happens to be a perfect descriptor for today's subject, Operation Mincemeat: a film with a compelling and fascinating story about some of the more unsung heroes of the Second Great War, surrounding a secret operation that would eventually lead to victory for the Allied forces, only to be bogged down by an introduction that simply won't stop. And by the time it does, you find yourself asking, "Wait, why wasn't the movie more about THIS stuff?" 

    The story follows a secret cabal of British intelligence operatives, led by one Ewen Montagu (Colin Firth), tasked with an impossible but vital mission for the war effort: fool the Nazi's that the Allied forces are planning to invade their territory through Greece, when in fact, they plan to invade through the beaches of Sicily. How do they hope to fool the Germans? By planting a fake dead officer with forged papers suggesting a complete invasion of Greece, and helping the papers make their way to German intelligence. It's a plan requiring the right people at the right place at the right time, all held together by hope, faith, and bubble gum (okay, I made up that last thing, but it seemed appropriate). 

    Inspired by actual events, this is a worthy story for a film! It's compelling, has tons of interesting conflicts, and offers so many opportunities for things to go wrong and to be course-corrected to ensure the papers go where they need to go. There is an excellent film within this plot. Unfortunately, the film we got chooses to spend the first half of its over two-hour runtime going over the fine details of the fake officer's backstory and personality they're creating together before they actually plant the damn body! 

    For the first hour of the film, we get a brief introduction of our main protagonist, a quick description of the plan to deceive the German forces, and then nearly an hour of the team crafting their fake officers' backstory, hobbies, personality, and events building up to his demise. Then, after all of that, the film finally gets something resembling a pulse when they drop off the fake body and carefully monitor and adjust its movements, ensuring all the pieces fall into place to get the fake intelligence to the German forces. You know, the stuff that is way more interesting and engaging that would make for a much more compelling narrative? 

    Now, to be fair, it's not like the storytellers were wasting their time with the first act (overlong though it is). While the story builds up the fake officer's backstory, the film shows how the ones who are crafting this character are living vicariously through it all as a means of coping with the atrocities of war and dealing with their own personal conflicts. There is a good deal of personal human drama happening in between the details of their fake officer, including things like unhappy marriages and closeted relationships, which are all acceptable and worthy things to include in a story, especially those about WW2. Still, they aren't enough to carry the weight of a story centering around chaotic espionage, at least not as much as the filmmakers wanted them to be. 

    Operation Mincemeat is a decently crafted film with committed performances, gorgeous images, and sections of compelling spy thriller stuff that deserve their own movie in their own right. However, the overtly long first act with misplaced narrative priorities, understandable though they are, makes for a less-than-compelling experience that deserved significantly better. If you're looking for a compelling WW2 film with hints of engaging espionage, go watch Quentin Tarantino's Inglorious Bastards. If you want a good old-fashioned British spy thriller, watch any of the classic James Bond movies, specifically the ones with Sean Connery (the ORIGINAL Bond). Otherwise, there's no justifiable reason to watch this movie other than one of the many things on Netflix to serve as white noise while you fold your laundry. 

    Watch it only for its historical significance and not much else. 

Ladies & gentlemen, I am TheNorm; thank you all for reading. 

Sunday, August 17, 2025

Double Feature Review



Greetings, my beautiful readers, 

    Allow me to apologize for my extended absence. Life had gotten in the way as usual with work and a few other projects I am preparing for later in the year. Today, I would have seen and written for review for the latest Marvel film, Fantastic Four: First Steps, but instead, I sadly caught COVID less than a week ago. Fortunately, my symptoms were mild. I am fully vaccinated and taking the proper medication to reduce the chances of any possible long-term effects. This could not have come at a worse time, as I was preparing to leave town on a road trip for one of my favorite destinations, Ashland, Oregon, with some friends, which I had to abruptly cancel due to the virus. Silver lining: I get to catch up on some recent releases I missed, and I have a whole week off work for a swift and complete recovery. 

    So, let's kick things off with a good old-fashioned Double Feature Review. 

Starting with...


Rent on Apple TV and Amazon
Arriving on Disney+ August 27th

    Marvel Studios has been hitting a few rough patches in recent years. While they're still a talented studio putting out occasional hits like Shang-Chi and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, they've mostly been struggling with a plan post-Endgame. Rather than take a step back and allow the fan community to wet their appetites for the next wave, Marvel seemed to just go all in on grander and more exuberant stuff that only added to the perceived superhero fatigue. While I do still enjoy some of Marvel's content, I can't help but feel they're driving straight into a brick wall with no signs of proper course correction. It seems likely that with DC Comics/Warner Bros.' brand new and excellent Superman movie, along with James Gunn at the head of it all, they might actually start to take on the mantle for handling the next wave of incredible superhero movies for the near future. But that is pure speculation right now. 

    In the meantime, Marvel is occasionally coming out with a few creative outings for their more minor characters, and offering them a chance at the spotlight, like with the most recent outing, Thunderbolts. Starring a series of supporting characters from previous movies and TV shows, Thunderbolts is a decent package with credible, nuanced themes of personal trauma, guilt, and surrogate families. With admirable performances throughout the board, decently crafted action scenes, and enough of that classic Marvel witty banter dialogue to offer a fairly promising future for Marvel. 

    Sadly, the film can only be recommended for loyal Marvel fans, as the narrative heavily relies upon (understandably so) past events and references from previous Marvel shows and at least one film from phase one. While the movie does its best to bring first-time viewers up to speed with who these characters are and why they should care, much of the nuance and emotional resonance can get easily lost in the shuffle for those who have not been following the movies or have yet to catch up. This is not a criticism of the film itself; only an observation for those who are not as invested in the MCU as I or others may be. 

    Suppose you don't mind not knowing exactly who everyone is or what past events some of them refer to here and there. In that case, you may appreciate the clever characterizations and valiant efforts toward an emotionally driven narrative. Not to mention a reasonable effort toward offering representation of misfits and outcasts, which I will always appreciate. 

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    For those who prefer an outing that doesn't rely upon past knowledge of previous events or storylines, you might be interested in this. 


Rent on Apple TV and Amazon

    This is the latest offering from the little studio that can, A24: the studio behind many recent classics such as Ex Machina, Everything Everywhere All At Once, and Moonlight. The story follows a professional matchmaker named Lucy (Dakota Johnson), who strikes up a relationship with a wealthy, strong, and silent type named Harry (Pedro Pascal), all the while catching up with her ex, John (Chris Evans). Lucy is a calculative thinker who takes pride in her work as a matchmaker, and presently sees everything in life as a transaction of some kind. This trait is admired by her present boyfriend, Harry, as he shares a similar mentality and attitude. However, her ex, John, is the wild card, as he is more energetic and grounded than either of them. How will these relationships go in the end? 

    While this film contains a few hallmarks from most typical romantic films, it has the good sense to play with some subversions of expectations, along with some interesting insights about relationships, people, and the potential dangers of overreliance on business-type mindsets. Not to mention the wise choices to approach emotional conflicts in more mature and nuanced ways than one might have expected from such a story. It is a well-crafted film that delivers the goods in a nicely presented package with reliable performances, pretty images, and insightful writing. 

    Having said that...

    The film suffers from being too long and repetitive. Some scenes drag out for much longer than necessary, and some of the witty writing wasn't required, given the strong visuals in some instances. The film could have been at least twenty minutes shorter and maintained its intended mood and thematic weight. As it stands now, it's still a solid piece of work with all of the nuances as mentioned earlier and quality parts; I only wish it had been a bit shorter. 

    Apart from that, Materialists is a film with a good story about love, relationships, and people that is totally worth a look. 

Ladies & gentlemen, I am TheNorm; thank you all for reading. 

Thursday, August 14, 2025

Retro Review - Phone Booth (2002)

 


Rent or Purchase on Amazon, Apple TV, and Microsoft

    In my review of the underwhelming thriller Locked, published in April, I made heavy comparisons to the 2002 classic Phone Booth. Both films' premises center around a person trapped in a single location facing a life-or-death situation, in which they are forced to confess their sins (as it were) and resolve to make amends by doing better going forward, provided they survive their unusual ordeal. The comparison was not made lightly, as the efforts made in Locked to replicate that premise were minimal at best and insulting at worst. Rather than capitalize on the cleverness of the concept, Locked chose to relegate itself to a needlessly gory and adolescent commentary on class disparity, concluding with a villain reveal that was as clichéd as it was lame. 

    As I mentioned in that review, Phone Booth did the concept better, and I stand by my recommendation to avoid watching Locked and instead watch Phone Booth. And today, I would like to elaborate further on why. 

    The story follows a petty crook named Stu (Colin Farrell) as he navigates the city, going about his daily business. He stops in a phone booth to call his wife. Right after ending the call, the phone rings again, and Stu feels compelled to answer. When he does, his life is literally put on hold. The voice on the other end, known only as The Caller (Kiefer Sutherland), informs Stu that he has a sniper rifle aimed right at him, and will not hesitate to kill him unless Stu plays by his rules: don't leave the booth, confess your crimes, and vow to do better going forward, provided he lives. 

    You might refer to this story as Hitchcockian, and you would not be far off. Screenwriter Larry Cohen, who penned the script for Phone Booth, originally pitched the idea to Alfred Hitchcock back in the 1960s. While they both loved the concept, they could not come up with a compelling reason to keep the protagonist in the phone booth. It wasn't until the idea of a sniper rifle occurred to Mr. Cohen in the late 1990s that the story finally took shape, and he completed the script in under a month. 

    While it might have been interesting to see how Hitchcock himself might have treated the material, the script ultimately landed in the hands of an equally talented storyteller, Joel Schumacher, late of A Time to Kill and Falling Down. Apparently, the script almost landed with director Michael Bay, and thank goodness it didn't because, according to IMDb, the first question he asked was, "How can we get him out of the phone booth?" Because goodness forbid Michael Bay be forced to sit still for over three seconds. 

    But I digress. 

    As a whole, the film is a remarkable thriller that succeeds in accomplishing a great deal of nuance while utilizing so few elements: a single location, a handful of primary cast members, predominantly dialogue-driven, and so on. All combined to create an experience that is as visceral and engaging as any roller coaster you might have experienced. 

    While all of the performances are top-notch, the one that stands out to me the most (maybe unsurprisingly) is Kiefer Sutherland as The Caller. His unique voice and remarkable talent for conveying depth make him the ideal performer for this role. Also, the character itself is far more interesting and nuanced than one might think. Yes, he is a psychopath who has murdered a few people of questionable character, but that's not all he is; he's technically, for want of a better word, a hero. 

    Let me be clear: I am in no way implying or suggesting that taking a sniper rifle, holding a person hostage in a phone booth, and forcing them to make amends for their transgressions under pain of death, or any other action similar to that, is, in any way, a good thing. No, what I am saying is while The Caller's actions are, let's say, less-than-noble, his reasons for doing any of them technically are. He is taking it upon himself to force people of selfish persuasions to reevaluate themselves and offers them a chance at redemption. The Caller doesn't necessarily want to kill his victims; he wants them to remember what it means to be alive. 

    This makes The Caller a significantly more compelling antagonist than most others, because his motivations involve trying to make the world a better place. In that way, he is the best definition of a necessary evil. Again, while I do not condone nor encourage any such actions, I do find them fascinating from a narrative standpoint. It adds an extra layer of uncertainty and ambiguity that makes any good story stand out. Plus, it reminds audiences that there are so many things out there that may harm us, but we can be strong enough to face and survive them if we put in the effort. 

    Phone Booth is a must-watch for any film school student and cinema enthusiast alike. It is the standard by which all similar thrillers after it have attempted to abide by and emulate. It is a beautiful story about introspection, imperfection, and redemption. If you need a solid thrill ride for your movie night, then this is one phone call you must answer. 

Ladies & gentlemen, I am TheNorm; thank you all for reading. 

Friday, July 18, 2025

An Unexpected Twist - My Take on the Little Change in James Gunn's Superman (SPOILERS)

 

I just thought this was hilarious 😂

    By now, I hope that most of you have already seen the greatest thing in theaters right now, James Gunn's Superman. If you haven't, please stop reading this and go see it post-haste! Not only is the new Superman movie a fantastic and beautiful film overall, and deserves to be seen by everyone, but today I want to discuss a specific aspect of the film that initially had me feeling uncertain. It all has to do with a minor yet undeniably essential aspect of Superman's lore and origin: his Kryptonian parents. 

    As the title of this blog entry suggests, I will be spoiling a significant aspect of the film. If you haven't seen it yet, I repeat my statement at the beginning of this entry. You have been warned! 

SPOILERS

    One of the fundamental aspects of Superman's origin is that his Kryptonian parents sent him to Earth as both a means of saving their child from their dying planet and as a guide for Earthlings to become better people. In all iterations of this character's history (up to now), the general theme has remained the same, best summarized by the famous line from Marlon Brando, who portrayed Jor-El (Superman's Kryptonian father) in the 1978 masterpiece, Superman: The Movie. 

    "They can be a great people, Kal-El, they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way. For this reason, above all, their capacity for good, I have sent them you; my only son." 

    Religious similarities aside, this has been a significant aspect of Superman's motivations as both a person and a hero. However, James Gunn decided to take a different approach toward Superman's Kryptonian parents. 

    In the film, the recorded message from Superman's parents was damaged, leaving only half of their message, which stated that they loved him and wanted him to be and do good in his new home. However, the villainous Lex Luthor finds this message and claims to have restored and translated (the message was in the Kryptonian language) the rest of the damaged message. Lex then displays what he claims to be the rest of the message and further claims that the reason for Jor-El sending Superman to Earth was not to lead by example, but by force, instructing Superman to rule the planet by any means necessary, including murder, since he would be, essentially, a God among mortals. 

    To be fair, as of this writing, this has not been confirmed or denied as absolute. Since it was Lex Luthor who presented this finding, and given his motivations (wanting to kill Superman), it stands to reason that the message was likely doctored by Lex as a means of smearing Superman's good name and intentions. Nothing Lex Luthor does or says can be trusted, so there is a good chance that message is not what he claims it was. 

    Even so, if this is the different direction that James Gunn genuinely wants to take, then I might be okay with it. 


    The impression I get from this change is that it is James Gunn's response to the "What if Superman was evil?" concept, which, as I have stated before, is my least favorite criticism/exploration of Superman as a character. By making his Kryptonian parents villains in their own misguided way (allegedly), it reinforces a more relevant and prominent aspect of Superman's character: his choices! Superman doesn't use his powers for good because someone told him to; he does it because he chooses to. He sees the good that resides in all people and wants to inspire it to come out into the world, to be seen by the light of the sun. 

    Essentially, the feeling I get from this creative choice is that it's James Gunn's way of saying, "Look, where we came from doesn't and shouldn't dictate who we choose to be now, and our inability to recognize and appreciate kindness by choice is the root of many problems we're all facing today!" 

    Whatever this creative choice becomes later on, it adds a new and interesting layer of depth and nuance to Superman's character (at least in this particular iteration), and I, for one, look forward to seeing where it goes from here. 

    Now, please go see the movie! 

Ladies & gentlemen, I am TheNorm; thank you all for reading. 

The Thursday Murder Club - Enjoy with a Good Cup of Tea

  Streaming on Netflix     One of the many goals I set for myself this year is to enjoy more films produced overseas, specifically from the ...